A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball
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After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

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"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."
by Jeff D April 19, 2003
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(noun) (plural form: humpty dumpties)

1) Tasty potato chips
2) An egg whitewashed on the outside, but rotten on the inside. You can tell it's rotten when it floats on the water.
3) A libertine who feigns true love, only to "hump" you and then "dump" you in the end.
That humpty dumpty already has 8 previous girlfriends, and is now looking for another.
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Typically a fat person who waddles when they walk.
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by The Fate October 16, 2011
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When, to your surprise, you go to pee in a wall urinal and you find a load of shit just sitting there clogging the path of the piss. It is the nemesis of every janitor.
Nick: Dude I was just in the bathroom and someone couldnt wait to hit the stalls and took a Humptie Dumptie.

Tim: Dude I know, I did it...
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Having sex with a person and the discarding them in the most expedient manner.
Frank and Lisa were dating for a month or so but the she humpty dumpty 'd him.
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When an obese person puts on skinny jeans and is magically turned egg shaped with stick-like legs.
"I saw this girl at a party and she totally looked like a humpty dumpty"
by dg1189 February 20, 2010
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