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A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball
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by Enter August 21, 2017
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lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin
"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"
by lilbabiey November 30, 2018
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After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"
"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."
by Jeff D April 19, 2003
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Typically a fat person who waddles when they walk.
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by The Fate October 16, 2011
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Having sex with a person and the discarding them in the most expedient manner.
Frank and Lisa were dating for a month or so but the she humpty dumpty 'd him.
by tyrannicaltbagger April 17, 2007
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When an obese person puts on skinny jeans and is magically turned egg shaped with stick-like legs.
"I saw this girl at a party and she totally looked like a humpty dumpty"
by dg1189 February 20, 2010
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A word used to adress hot or racy pictures, normally used in plural form: Humpty Dumpties
Kenny: Yo I just got a pic from Jessica!
Jake: Bro what kind of pic?
Kenny:A Humpty Dumpty!
Jake: Damn bro send it to me!
by zero615 March 22, 2011
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