That one eggass motherfucker that isnt dr. robotnik from the sonic series and that one eggass motherfucker that cant seem to not fall of things like a extra chromosone lookin ass
One humpty Dumpty fell of the wall like an absolute autist
by ApexPredatorAKAurmom September 29, 2020
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When you hump a girl presumably your date, then proceed to shit all over the bed, and make her clean it up.
Jack "Bro Natalie is a freak bro she wanted me to humpty dumpy her"
Steve"So did you??"
Jack "Hell yea bro"

A humpty dumpty is when you have sex with a girl then proceed to shit all over the bed.
by Reese98 May 03, 2021
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(noun) (plural form: humpty dumpties)

1) Tasty potato chips
2) An egg whitewashed on the outside, but rotten on the inside. You can tell it's rotten when it floats on the water.
3) A libertine who feigns true love, only to "hump" you and then "dump" you in the end.
That humpty dumpty already has 8 previous girlfriends, and is now looking for another.
by PrehistoricFish October 10, 2021
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In interface development, the act of taking a shitty, broken, shattered visual design, data model, or prototype and putting it back together to form some sort of pristine fuckin' egg to serve up to the user.
"Let me get this straight. You want me to humpty-fuck that shit into something usable?"
by MangoBonespurs October 17, 2018
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A reference to any technical data in which you have no idea what, who what or where it originated.....
I have fixed the problem IAW technical data Humpty squat.
by John Hooker Clifford May 11, 2017
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