someone who worships the bible and is so into it that they dry hump it late at night tryin to get off listenin to steve winwood
Alter boy:man i feel really weird around paster fuzz i think he might molest me.
Alter boy 2:dont worry hes a bible humper.
alter boy 1: ok thank god
by definemyass September 27, 2005
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A homosexual, someone who humps ones rump.
I always knew he was a rump humper.
by yesh,, March 18, 2008
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A women of lesbian decent who proceedingly attempts to grind up on any and all pussy in the vacinity.
by Nerdstock October 02, 2013
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Also known as Raccoon River campground. This is a campground which is probably the cheapest place to stay in Panama City Beach, Florida.
I got lucky at the Raccoon Humper over spring break!

Whooop Whooop!
by timnickels March 23, 2009
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A male chauvinist that can't afford what he show off to attract women.
That gutter humper's mom just co-signed a loan so he could buy a new Ghini.
by sirnewtonian May 05, 2020
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Someone who drives down the middle of the road, on top of or over the line. A person who won't pick a lane.
I hate riding in the car with Drivey McBad, he's a stripe humper, and it makes me nervous.
by badgerdog March 08, 2009
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A girl or guy who goes out with their friends boyfriend/girlfriend after they break up
omg i cant believe my best friend mary is going out with my ex now what a homie humper
by lilswagggurl November 05, 2011
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