Noun: Typically a lead guitarist who appears to be copulating with his instrument whilst playing it.
by The Roan December 12, 2004
1. when humping a rug on a floor because its more attractive then the yeast factory your wife has between her legs
2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers
3. rug buned dick
2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers
3. rug buned dick
hey ,, i was champion rug humper, the floor was use cause of my wifes yeast factory was brutally stanky
wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair
my dick hurts ,, its rug burned
wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair
my dick hurts ,, its rug burned
by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009
Just another word used for a twat but just without the swearing.
Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!
You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.
Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!
You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.
*one man and a guy who identifies as an attack helicopter with 5 guns and 3 wheels as fingers are walking down the street when they meet the worse type of people on this planet.....a blanket humper*
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe
by Savagemylads November 30, 2018
A comical derogative term describing one who lives in or originates from the continent of Australia, jokingly implying a stereotype that all Australians enjoy coitus with large marsupials.
by S0ur July 21, 2014
In Battlefield Bad Company 2 when someone uses nothing but a sniper rifle to help just themselves and leaves the team to cap all the flags or rush the objectives.
by Zaticus April 05, 2010
A sycophant or ass (arse) kisser who does not know when to let go. Gives people unwanted attention or compliments, especially when least convenient.
That leg humper of a neighbor sent me a thank you card with flowers for lending her some sugar.
"You're so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating..."
"Stop humping my leg! Just did what anyone would have done."
"You're so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating..."
"Stop humping my leg! Just did what anyone would have done."
by Lior Bar-On April 21, 2009