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Humper is deragotory slang for a person seen as a square. Similar usage to looser, pud or wad. Ocasionally used in a more general greeting amongst friends, as with terms Dude or coach.
by :BEATNIK June 02, 2004
Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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Nickname for a woman who is sexually active to the extreme; who possesses an agressive sexual history and is actively seeking multiple partners at any given moment (a horny humper).
by Kumachan August 10, 2004
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A morbid obese man who is obsessed with humping random objects around his home. He spends most of his time in his bathroom humping the shower curtain. He also fantasizes about a hispanic girl named Vanessa watching him as he humps the objects. Oh what fun he has!
humpfatmanVanessahumper
by Melanie101 February 04, 2010
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Refers to a disgusting male who ogles women aggressively, hits on them grotesquely, tries to catch their attention by rudely imposing his unwanted attentions, makes suggestive faces and noises at them, follows them, or even exposes himself or openly masturbates in their direction. A humper is usually a serial offender who seems deluded about his own attractiveness to females, despite all their efforts to avoid him. He takes advantage of any power he has over women, especially when they are alone or defenseless.
by Speechnik January 27, 2018
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A person who likes Hump day (Wednesday) OR A person part of the Hump Day Group started by Lips_ofan_Angel!
by hocky_nutty June 05, 2007