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Pretend to be in love in order to fuck a chick, and then dump her right away! Don't TELL her, just DISAPPEAR!
A person who DOES the hump-n-dump is called "Humpty Dumpty".
by Humped-n-Dumped July 08, 2006
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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The act of having sex and then breaking up with that chick/dude immediately afterward.
Hey dude, you totally pulled a hump n dump last night with that chick! Right on brah!
by deutschcanuck September 26, 2010
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When you have sex with a girl (or boy) and then run to the bathroom to unload a large duce
dude I just humpndumped a girl last night and totally clogged her toilet
by LLKoolM July 03, 2009
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