The act of hooking up with someone in your own bed and then leaving to sleep somewhere else.
"Yea I finished and thought she'd leave, but I had to hump and jump and sleep on Ryan's couch.
by urbansplatt April 16, 2018
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A highly complicated and potentially dangerous dance move that involves getting in push up position, performing two 'humps' and then pushing yourself up off the ground, only to land in the same position and repeat the cycle.
Move back, clear the floor! My boy's gonna do the hump-hump jump.
by Chrisyoghurt November 11, 2010
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The Act of jumping with the pevis forward.
He applied the Hump Jump toward his insanely hot girlfriend
by StarmanNIB February 01, 2012
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verb: In Halo, when in mid-air, clicking the left thumbstick a second time causing the Master Chief's legs to raise up, useful in clearing tall obstacles.
I'm going to have to hump jump over that rock.
by Shmitty June 27, 2005
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When you trip and fall onto a guitarist's dick, multiple times, while he's playing.
Dude, I was playing this gig last night and totally had someone Dava Dick Hump n' Jump me!
by GothicDemonBunny August 04, 2019
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