Two people have sex are humping the monkey
I'll bet you guys were humping the monkey last night.
by erotica69 September 16, 2005
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Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003
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to hump with incredible force and causeing monkey sounds during sex
Rachel: He monkey humped the fuck outta me last night!
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh
by inyofacenowbish January 29, 2009
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to bend your knees and grab the back of your ankles and furiously hump the air.
He beat me at basketball and to embarrass me in front of my friends he made me do Monkey Humps for ten minutes straight.
by thefreak118 May 23, 2010
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A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
by Erock April 15, 2004
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