A series of sexual acts in which one partner is tied to the bed and spreads her legs while the other acquires pushpin needles to push through her nipples, then proceeds to head-butt her vagina 7-10 times, thrusts his or her whole arm into said vagina, grabbing on to whatever they can and yanking the contents out.
"Dude, why is Kristin walking so funny today?"

"Oh I totally gave her the Hummel Pummel last night"
by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009
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has yet to be defined, but is typically used in a beer pong setting.
somebody is about to take a shot...
"hummel that shit!"
by hummel lover April 04, 2009
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She is the most beautiful, thoughtful and athletic girl in the world. With eyes that’ll make your heart drop, a smile that lights up the world and her voice which is so perfect and reminds you of angels. She is full of natural beauty and looks amazing without makeup and doesn’t know it. Has a sensitive heart because of all the time it’s been broken. You don’t wanna break her heart because she’s one of a kind and you should know never to leave her because you won’t get anyone better
Person 1:Remember that girl you used to date?
Person 2: who shelby hummel?
Person 1: Yeah,you shouldn’t have lost her she’s perfect
by Yup_thats_me July 18, 2019
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Dreams about santa
David Hummel is gay and wants to bone santa
by DJ Skittles May 01, 2009
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One participant is choking when the other runs up, drops their pants and gives the choker the heimlich maneuver while fucking the choker in the butt.
"I just got my certification in the Hummelic Maneuver!"
by axeman37 May 02, 2010
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When you have a shed for your camel toe
That stripper must have been recently pregnant due to the fact that she has a hummel toe.
by Right Back to it. December 02, 2011
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