A tropical ablution in which the humidity in tropical climates causes the toilet to resemble a sauna. These conditions lead to a sweaty and uncomfortable evacuation of faecal matter in which sufferer requires at least three quarters to a full roll of toilet paper to clean ones crease as remnants around the coit are of a thick, smearing and hard to remove paste like viscosity.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.