Urban Dictionary: Humicorn

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Incredibly fast and strong, half human half unicorn.

Not to be confused with a humicoruppy.

Dumb bitch 1: Hes like... incredibly fast and strong!
Dumb bitch 2:Hes like a mystical creature that's... fast and strong
Dumb bitch1: I know right? Hes like... a unicorn! ... but a human
Together in unison: A humicorn!

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Humicorn

Out of shear boredom, you suction cup a butt plug or dildo to your forehead and then look in the mirror while you're struggling to get it off.

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half man, half unicorn

look, a humicorn
how do you make a humicorn?
it works like this...

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