Humberto is a portuguese and spanish masculine given name of germanic origin. In german the meaning of the name is Big; bright. In other Terms: One hot mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to ride serious dick. Dominant and leader Psychotic in bed, thats why they named a hurricane after him. Loyal and faithful when it comes to love. Bipolar at times. Lovie dovie and passionately loves to love and flirt alot. Super Romantic when in a relationship and stubborn sometimes.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A name for anyone who is inherently awesome . Humbertos are known to be trustworthy and noble. They are full of courage and stamina . Humbertos are chivalrous and kind.

A hot ass mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to ride serious dick.

A virgin dick ; a cunt.

A guy who has wooden teeth, a suspect hairline, and a bad habit of of snitching.
Another word for a rat.

People named Humberto Tamayo are usually inbred greasy sleazebags , they are often known to be quite effeminate and flamboyant, while at the same having a serious porn addiction.

Humberto is my best friend and will always be my best friend. Humberto is definitely the most unique and incredible person in this world. He has the biggest heart and no one can deny his extraordinary and hilarious personality. He has a way with making people feel so special. He's truly beautiful inside and out but not in a cocky way at all. Granted, he makes a lot of mistakes, mistakes that could be completely avoided, but he handles them with such grace and learns from them quickly. His strength shines through everyday and its extremely hard to block him out of your life once he's in it. Humberto is just Humberto. You have to love him, or love him.

A fake ass hoe