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The act of accidentally having sex whilst eating a scone with whipped cream
For god sake Jenny I can't believe you humbersquelched on the carpet again
by Atz99 June 02, 2020
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A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."
"They've been asking a lot about hormone therapy, I think they might be an egg."
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by September 07, 2020
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