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1. A marvel of industrial engineering, linking the industrial town of Hull with the fishing port of Grimsby

2. The female perineum, so called because like the Humber Bridge it links a place that stinks of shit with one that stinks of fish.
That girl from Brimingham stank, the cleanest part of her was her Humber Bridge
by Iain1977 February 22, 2008
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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the fleshy section in between a woman's vagina and anus, also known as a female gooch. So-called because the Humber Bridge in England links the towns of Hull & Grimsby, i.e. 'the fishy bit to the shitty bit'.
Ooo arr! That 'umber bridge sure is mingin'!
by disco_rob_funk February 21, 2005
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