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Its that thing when you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.
Fly a human kite in Central Park with your mom!
by lithuanianminion May 08, 2011
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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Where one male can insert his penis into another males anus, as the penis is inserted, the other male clinches his butt cheeks, bends over and runs. Imitating a flying kite.
He clinches my penis in his butt cheeks and bends over and starts to run, treating me like a "Human Kite".
by bremstone September 01, 2009
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