by Crapper McGee March 28, 2004
by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 29, 2019
1. Members of the species homo sapiens.
2. The members of the species homo sapiens taken as a group. While not the most numerous species either in individual number or in biomass, they consider themselves the dominant species of their planet, which the majority of them call "Earth." This claim is quite possibly justified, seeing as they have covered a great deal of it with their own constructions, never realizing that they are destroying many of the resources they depend upon in the process.
Many of them believe they were created by some sort of god, however, few agree upon exactly what form this god takes nor what his opinions on certain matters are.
Essentially, a bunch of mother fuckers who think they're leet haxors just because they've progressed so far that they have the nuclear capabilities blow up the Earth, and yet still can't manage to live on the same planet without starting a few hundred wars a year, consuming the natural resources they depend upon without heed for their future, mistreating each other for various superficial reasons such as race or ethnic group or in some cases for no reason at all, and continually complaining about the problems they've created for themselves.
2. The members of the species homo sapiens taken as a group. While not the most numerous species either in individual number or in biomass, they consider themselves the dominant species of their planet, which the majority of them call "Earth." This claim is quite possibly justified, seeing as they have covered a great deal of it with their own constructions, never realizing that they are destroying many of the resources they depend upon in the process.
Many of them believe they were created by some sort of god, however, few agree upon exactly what form this god takes nor what his opinions on certain matters are.
Essentially, a bunch of mother fuckers who think they're leet haxors just because they've progressed so far that they have the nuclear capabilities blow up the Earth, and yet still can't manage to live on the same planet without starting a few hundred wars a year, consuming the natural resources they depend upon without heed for their future, mistreating each other for various superficial reasons such as race or ethnic group or in some cases for no reason at all, and continually complaining about the problems they've created for themselves.
by Daedalus October 10, 2004
A large planetary parasitic species in which the parasite slowly destroys the Earth bit by bit. Comparable to parasites such as malaria on the macroscopic level.
Humans log a large amount of wood from heavy photosynthesis areas such as the tropics, which used to contribute over 20% of all of the Earth's oxygen production.
by Thnikkaman3000 February 16, 2005
1.)S.T.U.P.I.D. (Something The Underworld Puked Into Destiny...)
2.) An Insualt to any other animal in existence.
3.) God's way of dilapadating and destroying Earth.
4.) What scientests believe seperate them from "animals" (which humans are to) is the fact they have emotions. (THAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST)
5.) Last but not least, God punishing the Earth, for unknown reasons...
2.) An Insualt to any other animal in existence.
3.) God's way of dilapadating and destroying Earth.
4.) What scientests believe seperate them from "animals" (which humans are to) is the fact they have emotions. (THAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST)
5.) Last but not least, God punishing the Earth, for unknown reasons...
1.) *BARF* Its a boy!
2.) Dude, you're such a human! *gunshot*
3.) (God): Hmm...alright, Kill the Dinos, I got a new way for the Earth to Pay *snicker*
4.)You kick a dog, it might bite your head off, or run away crying, THAT WAS A PERFECT DISPLAY OF EMOTION!!!
5.) (Earth): Nooooo! Im sorry I made Mars jealous of color!!! What will you do?!
(God):Put humans on your planet.
(Earth): MERCY! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!1
2.) Dude, you're such a human! *gunshot*
3.) (God): Hmm...alright, Kill the Dinos, I got a new way for the Earth to Pay *snicker*
4.)You kick a dog, it might bite your head off, or run away crying, THAT WAS A PERFECT DISPLAY OF EMOTION!!!
5.) (Earth): Nooooo! Im sorry I made Mars jealous of color!!! What will you do?!
(God):Put humans on your planet.
(Earth): MERCY! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!1
by Miles "Tails" Prower November 9, 2004
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