A romantic comedy about an inspiring surgeon who sews three people together from ass to mouth. THEIR IS NO ME IN HUMAN CENTIPEDE! TEAMWORK!
my human centipede is john goodman in the front miley cyrus in the middle and justin beiber in the back. then i would ask miley if she has "the best of both worlds now?"
by kiss my love area January 31, 2011
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How to get annoying people to shut up.
Sarah: God, those girls need to STFU
Tim: Yeah, someone should human centipede them.
Sarah: But only in the B and C spots.
Tim: Amen
by Masolina October 20, 2010
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A sex position where three people kneel on the ground in a line and give each mouth-to-anal stimulation. Hence making a position that resembles the human centipiede movie characters.
Dude 1: I wanna eat his ass so good.
Dude 2: Well I kinda wanna eat yours.

Dude 1: Lets go ask him to join us for a Human Centipede!
Dude 2: Fuck yeah!
by MikeyZbitch October 18, 2012
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A siamese triplet created by surgically attaching three people together to mouth to anus. Food from person one passes through person two, which passes and is finally excreted through person three.
Oh, my god! This crazy doctor wants to make me and my two friends into a human centipede!!
by dr.heiter August 24, 2010
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Sexual position in which three people perform anal on each other in a single file line. This can be performed with either three guys or two guys and one girl. (not permitting dildos)
Dude me and Bill totally did a human centipede with Amy last night!
by Young freckle April 01, 2011
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A delicious snack where a baguette is cut at one end, stuffed full of melted chocolate and then left in the fridge for the the chocolate to harden again, hence fusing the cut baguette back together, and filling it with chocolate.
Its usally made by couples, and eaten together, with one person starting at one end, and the other starting at the other end, until they meet each other in the middle
Boy: Hey, im hungry, wanna make a Human Centipede?
Girl: Sure, there so delicious!
Boy: We should eat ours together!
Girl: Oh yes, that would be great!
by UrbanFiller June 25, 2010
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