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Hum Noi is Thai slang for small penis.

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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
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Hum Noi means small penis is Thai..
Hey you over there you have a hum noi.
Person over there dosent know what that means

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Slang for tiny penis also known as floating lobster if you look it up on Google translate
See now every time there is a dead lobster say hey hum noi
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