A very sensationalist tabloid that thrives off of gormless people buying its so-called newspapers and has a habit of covering spam articles rather than news itself which it is supposed to!

HDM are also known to delete peoples comments without merit; for some reason they hold commenters to a much higher standard than their own editorial articles! I'm not sure wherever that should be seen as a compliment or an insult.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.