No matter what you google in google images there will be a shape or form of pornography. Named after the person who tested and discovered this theory. Similar to rule 34.

19th Century author who had a habit of killing off every single character worth getting attached to. Seriously, if you think The Hunchback of Notre Dame is gonna be anything like the Disney movie you're in for a big surprise. He was basically the John Green of the 1800's except worse. Probably had a bottle of his reader's tears somewhere.

Hugo has been dead for almost 200 years but still manages to woo his readers through his pretty words. You will find yourself crying about the way he describes scenery. Really.

Every man's best friend when trying to impress a woman.

Probably the most useless Stats lecturer ever recorded in history. A monique hugo (pronounced hew-ghoo) is a rare and peculiar species. During a typical hugo lecture, She can be seen at the front of the class doing absolutely fuck all whilst all of her students begin to ponder how in the fucks name did this half wit become a lecturer in the first place. Those who take their degrees seriously and wish to pass stats are basically fucked as it is extremely difficult, nay impossible, to obtain a single shred of useful information from this incompetent simpleton. If anyone comes across this incredible creature it is strongly advised to steer clear as it is almost guaranteed that you are fucked in life if you happen to unfortunately be placed in this. so take this warning and avoid this interesting specimen at all costs, thank you.

Hugo duval is gay

The guy who's sitting right next to me. Would bang.