A thing so big that the original "huge" is inadequate. Without the luxury of using body language or tone of voice to express the magnitude of something, and lacking a diverse vocabulary, the minions of internet forums require something more than "huge". HUDGE is that word. It's 25% longer and the spelling implies an extra half syllable in its pronunciation.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

The spelling of huge if you're retarded.

1. noun - turd. number 2. poop. Mr. Hanky. Specifically, a turd that, no matter how hard you try at completion of deployment, you cannot wipe away it's memory. (anonym would be a one-wiper).
2. verb - the act of performing number 2. Taking a dump. Pinching a loaf.

A shorter word for hadgidim meaning annoying and not cool. So pretty much a donkey.

A laugh consisting of vigorous hand rubbing accompanied by raspy grunts of the word hudge. Also used following an exciting event.

Bumping shoulders with a person as a sign of affection that takes the place of a hug when hugging would be uncomfortable.
Hug + Nudge = Hudge