When a shit almost kills you, this is a Howson.
There is going to toilet then there is going to Howson!
A Howson is so bad it has been known to evacuate buildings.

Legend says that Witches and Wizards use to curse people with the Howson's. Those cursed would be sent away to protect the village. To many a curse of the Howson's was a fate worse than death.

H O W S O N
"We have had to evacuate the building"
"Howcome?"
"Somebody unleashed a Howson"
"GOOD GOD!!!"

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Fear incarnate, a cobination of judge dredd, darth vader, the Terminator, Agent Smith, Grammaton Cleric, Cheif Bobby, bounty hunter and witch hunter.
by Dicky Rogersall November 10, 2003
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Homosexual male who has no football skill.
I'm beginning to think that Jay-Jay Okocha is a bit of a howson
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"lee howson likes to lick alligators"
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