by Thatonepersonwhosnameudk July 16, 2011
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
a private all girls school (apart from now the boys in 6th form) in cardiff where apparently only lesbians/sluts/rich people/geniuses are allowed to go.
i went there, it's actually nothing like that.
but we did have uniform that looked like woolworths uniform/toothpaste
i went there, it's actually nothing like that.
but we did have uniform that looked like woolworths uniform/toothpaste
by amy301190 October 11, 2008
Howell is a cute little town about 30 miles from Detroit, Michigan. There is some really cool/cute shops downtown. A very nice to place to relax and have fun.
by howellcheer15 August 14, 2011
by SMC_Dictionary September 29, 2019
A small town somewhere in Michigan that nobody gives a damn about and for good reason. It is populated by rednecks and racists and the most entertaining thing to do there is aimlessly wander around the downtown area, nonchalantly withering way time that could be better spent somewhere else.
by SadisticNightmare July 05, 2009
People from Howell can be awsome or annoying. Howell is mostly known for route 9 where the most teenage car crashes occur. People from Howell are usually behind in everthing that is "cool" in the rest of the state. Teens trash talk each other and gossip on facebook for fun and when they hear that their "friend" started the rumors they fight it out at the "purple park" or in school. One other fact is that people stay in small groups, like the cheerleaders all wear the same clothing. People from Howell are known as howell-a-bamians.
Howell girl: Everyone at school wears they same clothes and everyone complains about what someone said to them on facebook.
Manalapan girl: Sheesh, you howell-a-bamians.
Manalapan girl: Sheesh, you howell-a-bamians.
by Howell-a-bamia December 28, 2010
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