Howard, can rhyme with how hard, showard, or coward

Many great insults, for someone named Howard.

Very hard working individual, works hard in school only to become a plumber later in life.
Aadvi: Did you hear about Howard?

Vishwasher: No I didn't, how is he doing?

Aadvi: He has become a plumber
by THE JUBBER April 25, 2023
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A way to destroy your gullible friends
Boy- Hey do you know Howard?
Girl- No, who’s Howard?
Boy- HOWARD DEEZ NUTZ IN YOUR MOUTH
by deeznutszz June 4, 2021
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A boy that thinks he is a man and treats women like shit, is hypocritcal and is a disgrace to the military.
Howard is so....Howard!
by hown dawg June 9, 2005
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Defining word of one being extraordinarily homosexual in nature; how one composes themselves in a very homosexually promiscuous manner.

Also refers to the sexual organ of a male Leoplaridon; derogitive slang
Bill is being such a Howard right now, i wish he wasn't so gay.
by tin cans June 13, 2009
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When an altruistic chap has blown his beans up his lady friend, but takes advantage of his last few seconds of penile hardness to generously give her a couple of extra pushes for good luck. A "little Xtra", named after bespectacled building society mouthpiece Howard off of the Halifax adverts. If the pushes are administered up the bird's dirtbox, it is called a Howard Brow, thus using the poor fellows full name for cheap comic effect.
Here comes the Howard! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG Who gives you Xtra!?
by Hali37 August 10, 2010
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Howard
Person 1:Who is Howard?
Person 2:Howard deez nutz
Person 1:Brh
Person 2:Damn son
Person 3:Damn Daniel
by Damnulous D December 28, 2019
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A top text bottom text meme depicting Howard the alien. On the top line it says Howard and on the bottom line it says Howard.
Thanos Thanos makes you laugh. How about Howard Howard?
by Itz.laurentime June 4, 2019
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