-How did mr.crabs die?
-Well.. Mr. Krabs were a lovely character but had to die due to the storyline. He was found dead in his restaurant, Krusty krabs. His throat was cut. The coroner said that his throat was cut through a metal spatula.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz