When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
by mgbplt July 23, 2011
by DudeLlama April 21, 2020
When you have to use the bathroom really bad and the only toilet available is really dirty. You have no choice but to go into that stall, pull down yer panties, straddle over the toilet to avoid sitting down on the shit-infested seat, maybe pull your buttcheeks apart with your hands, and unload straight into the hole, then look down hoping you had a good aim.
Sally had to hover over the toilet while using it because some moron forgot to wipe her period blood off the seat.
by rosenovarocks March 11, 2022
Usually done by females, the hover mode is the position assumed when not wanting to place your pristine ass cheeks on a nasty, germy, disgusting toilet seat (i.e. any porta-potty, or the toilets in Grand Central Station)
This position is maintained the entire time business is being taken care of and often results in making a further mess of said toilet seat, causing future users of said toilet to also utilize Hover Mode, compounding the problem.
This position is maintained the entire time business is being taken care of and often results in making a further mess of said toilet seat, causing future users of said toilet to also utilize Hover Mode, compounding the problem.
Jill would nearly throw up at the idea of using a porta-potty, but, last week, at the County Fair, she absolutely could not hold it, and so had to go into Hover Mode and use the porta-potty
by Kalisiin April 13, 2014
When the toilettseats at a public restroom are wet and you don't want to sit onto it, you just hover above it. If you are fat, this can get really exhausting after some time.
Under the influence of alcohol many girls loose their ability to hover properly, which increases the need of hovering for future users
Under the influence of alcohol many girls loose their ability to hover properly, which increases the need of hovering for future users
When drunk Stacy tried hovering and failed, she fell down and got herself infected with some vaginal yeast
by Nickdolf May 24, 2017
v. hovering, the act of asking, in a way that annoys another, by trying to get answers out of someone regarding comments and statements made by that other, trying to get an answer you want out of someone.
Boy: Nah, you’re pretty cool, I guess.
Girl: What do you mean by “I guess”?
Boy: Nothing, don’t worry..
Girl: Alright.
-10 minutes go by-
Girl: what did ya mean by I guess?
Boy: You’re hovering.
Girl: What do you mean by “I guess”?
Boy: Nothing, don’t worry..
Girl: Alright.
-10 minutes go by-
Girl: what did ya mean by I guess?
Boy: You’re hovering.
by anelly923 February 6, 2020