Aug 7 Word of the Day
A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.
Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.
by Starquti September 05, 2020
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A great but underachieving baseball team that makes it to the postseason nearly every year and will eventually win the World Series (knock on wood). They are one of the classiest teams ever and have many future hall of famers on their team with Jeff Bagwell, Craig Biggio, Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, etc. They assembled one of the best postseason pitching rotations in baseball history in 2005 with Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, Roy Oswalt and don't forget the decent Brandon Backe.
I have and always will live and die with the Houston Astros.
by Guy in Ox. Woods October 06, 2005
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The baddest team in the 05 National League proved once and for all that it doesn't matter what you did or didn't do in the early season or in 44 seasons past. The fair weather fans who dis the Astros year after year - because they "know" the team will choke - are 10x bigger losers than this club ever was. Houston, we have a pennant!

The Houston Astros are the 2005 National League champions. Good luck in Chicago, y'all. Knock their Sox off!
by the migster October 20, 2005
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Being the asshole and knowing it is a better fate than an apology that won't fix anything but makes you look better.
The Houston Astros have options, it would be great for them to know they can choose to be the assholes of the league and still survive to another postseason in the future.
by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020
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The Astros are like that one retarded cousin that you have who just wants to eat crayons and everyone wants him to stop but he just doesn't stop eating crayons and so everyone looks at him with pity.
Poor Jimmy, he's a real Houston Astros
by branman23 April 03, 2014
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It is possible to survive another postseason while being the assholes of the league, giving that your best effort is all you owe yourselves.
The Houston Astros owe nobody an apology, a title, or anything else. Stand and take the punishment, then move past it.
by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020
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