Urban Dictionary: Housed

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1. owned: pwned: pwnd

As Hog humps a dead body on Halo
"HOUSE'd!"

by Hog March 16, 2005

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To get ruffed up, attacked, taken.

Dude, Jared got housed last night by those thugs.

I'll house you.

Don't get housed

Sh'e getting housed upstairs

by Stephanie Kundrotas October 20, 2005

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v. To fuck in the ass

She didn't even bother getting on her back. She new she was getting Housed that night.

by ahouse May 28, 2005

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Drunk off one's ass.

I went over to Ale House last night and got royally housed.

by MikePBG November 08, 2003

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Very intoxicated because you drank a shitload of that 211.

*Normally Sang* H.O.U.S.E.D housed housed housed, housed is me!

by Chris Smallz December 21, 2005

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To become so impaired that the next morning you wake up in a random house.

Dude! I got housed at Jeff's party last week! I ended up waking up at Lindsay's place.

by Tell me why do you care? February 25, 2015

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Originating in the United States, housed is generally used to describe the velocity at which one consumes food. It conjures an image of something needing to be housed quickly, like refugees or a family new to an area. The word was created out of neccessity, being the only word/mental image fast enough to describe how fast an American can eat.

"...my friend invited me to go smoke a blunt, so I housed the three pancakes I had and went over immediately."

by Robin Nogs April 08, 2015

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