A trap house or bando hosted by a close relative or family friend with enough background knowledge to exploit the weaknesses of the clientele. Typically offers illicit narcotics and other related services (prostitution, gambling, etc.) Traditionally only runs a few days a month, mostly the days just after social security, disability, or stimulus checks are deposited.
Bob: Hey, man, I've been looking for you the past few days!
Alvin: You know my check came in and I was at Uncle's House.
Bob: Guess you don't have that money you owe me.
by Guys in the Know July 16, 2020
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The term USPS Crashed Into My House, aka UCIMH is a term most used for when a USPS (United States Postal Service) truck crashes into your home/apartment.
JESUS WHAT THE FUCK USPS CRASHED INTO MY HOUSE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK.
by DampBongo March 24, 2021
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A gang of guys that have parties at this one location and don't invite any girls.
Bro let's have a party at the shrub house
by Ilkikeguys June 13, 2017
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Yo that crib is dope!
Naww man that's just my side house.
by Johnnie boi January 29, 2017
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a house (often one of your friends) that you seem to spend more time at than your own home.
kid: "bye mom! I'm going to my side house!"
by sidehouseluver2908 March 10, 2018
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The act of explaining to your friend that you would like to have a girlfriend with a huge butt
Steve: Hey mike you see that girl over there,
Mike: yeah
Steve: yeah I’d love to slap a house on it
by FreddyJones July 27, 2020
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A government program dat allows lust-crazed low-income people to individually obtain "simple but sufficient" private residences so that they can then meet at each other's apartments and "get it on" with each other.
"Hot 'n' heavy" encounters wif da opposite gender may indeed be delightful, but if you lack sufficient income to "get a room" every time and would therefore risk your intimate escapades' being observed by other humans, you may need to obtain Sextion 8 housing first.
by QuacksO February 26, 2020
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