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One of the smartest medical dramas to ever have aired, House, M.D. features the maverick, anti-social doctor Gregory House (Hugh Laurie) who specializes in infectious diseases and does whatever it takes to solve the puzzling cases that come his way.
A show that should rob this year's Emmys if not for its sheer quality then for Laurie's brilliant acting.
A show that should rob this year's Emmys if not for its sheer quality then for Laurie's brilliant acting.
Dr. House - "Sorry. Up late. Internet porn."
Dr. Chase - "Why aren't you in your office?"
Dr. House - "There's a computer in my office. If I log on, romance will ensue. My wrist might fall off."
- Episode 18 "Babies & Bathwater" 4/19/05
Dr. Chase - "Why aren't you in your office?"
Dr. House - "There's a computer in my office. If I log on, romance will ensue. My wrist might fall off."
- Episode 18 "Babies & Bathwater" 4/19/05
by www.fox.com/house May 24, 2005
Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
Rational person: Shut up psycho
Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
2
"Hope you don't mind, we housed your RPG dice to play Cee-lo."
"That guy just totally housed your parking spot."
"Where's my sippin' tequila??"
"Oh, the ladies housed it for margaritas."
"That guy just totally housed your parking spot."
"Where's my sippin' tequila??"
"Oh, the ladies housed it for margaritas."
by HudgeQuacker August 06, 2016
3
n. a style of electronic music originating in the late 80's in the USA characterized by four-on-the-floor bpms between 110-140, synthesized melodies and bass lines.
by hyperexcel June 17, 2003
4
1. (v) to consume a substantial quantity quickly, completely, and with purpose.
2. (v) to beat in competition.
3. (v) to dominate.
2. (v) to beat in competition.
3. (v) to dominate.
1. David got home after not eating all day and housed two enormous Chipotle burritos.
2. We played the ladies' Ultimate Frisbee team last night and they destroyed us 5-1. They completely housed us.
3. Jane totally housed the GRE: she got a perfect score.
2. We played the ladies' Ultimate Frisbee team last night and they destroyed us 5-1. They completely housed us.
3. Jane totally housed the GRE: she got a perfect score.
by ErikNo2 August 12, 2007
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probably one of the best medical dramas ever to hit television, features Hugh Laurie, who plays the anti-social, sarcastic, pain in the ass doctor, who specializes in recognizing infectious diseases. He and his team of doctors take on extremely hard cases, House usually ends being right about the disease at the end of the day.
This show is truly great and it murders Scrubs.
This show is truly great and it murders Scrubs.
Dr. House: (in a southern accent) Come on in, brothers and sister! Welcome to the house of the Lord!
Dr. Cameron: House, come on, the chapel?
Dr. House: We have been blessed with the miracle of a new symptom. Brother, can you testify as to why this poor child’s eyeball rolled back into his head?
Dr. Chase: It’s consistent with jimsonweed poisoning — ocular paralysis.
(a man sitting in the pew gets up and leaves)
Dr. Chase: (whispering) Sorry.
Dr. House: The wicked shall deceive ye, because they have turned from the Lord and are idiots. His ocular muscle didn’t paralyze. It pirouetted.
Dr. Cameron: MS…
Dr. House: It is easier for a wise man to gain access to heaven…
Dr. Cameron: Can you stop that? Just say not MS!
Dr. Cameron: House, come on, the chapel?
Dr. House: We have been blessed with the miracle of a new symptom. Brother, can you testify as to why this poor child’s eyeball rolled back into his head?
Dr. Chase: It’s consistent with jimsonweed poisoning — ocular paralysis.
(a man sitting in the pew gets up and leaves)
Dr. Chase: (whispering) Sorry.
Dr. House: The wicked shall deceive ye, because they have turned from the Lord and are idiots. His ocular muscle didn’t paralyze. It pirouetted.
Dr. Cameron: MS…
Dr. House: It is easier for a wise man to gain access to heaven…
Dr. Cameron: Can you stop that? Just say not MS!
by DecodeGiirl123 June 09, 2009
6
A slang word with a hundred different definitions, 90% that were made up on the fly here at urbandictionary.com, to the point where it could be substituted for so many words you have no idea what the f**k someone would be talking about if he/she used each and every one.
A:Yo, I was listening to HOUSE at my HOUSE and my pants were HOUSED so low my HOUSE was hanging out. I then HOUSED up some Campbell's soup I HOUSED from the Bop-N-Ho. The stereotypical Indian storeowner got upset so I HOUSED that muhf**kah up.
B:Fa real?
A:Fa real. The Cowboys suck, I wish they'd take the HOUSE.
B:Man, I tell ya what, if the Cowboys take the HOUSE I'll HOUSE out my girl's HOUSE.
A:Fa real?
B:Fa real.
B:Fa real?
A:Fa real. The Cowboys suck, I wish they'd take the HOUSE.
B:Man, I tell ya what, if the Cowboys take the HOUSE I'll HOUSE out my girl's HOUSE.
A:Fa real?
B:Fa real.
by Steelo J. November 07, 2004