The Walt Disney Dictatorship that will emerge in the year 2069 and control all world governments except for a few penguin insurgents in Antarctica.
Shh! The House of Mouse is listening in! Oh god, oh god we're already dead are we?

No, just you. *bang*

"Hot diggity dog!"
by Eternal Master Joe August 26, 2021
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A term used in the D/s community for a submissive who's responsable for taking care of the home, cleaning up after play paries, and tending to any needs of the Dom.

A house mouse is usualy Not collared by the Dom they work under.

The payments and punishments of a good or badly done job are usualy defined by the Dom.
Master P has a cute lil house mouse, she'll get on her knees and scrub the floor - then polish his knob.
by QueerFemmeGirl January 04, 2007
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A stay at home wife/mom who is responsible for managing everything that makes the household run smoothly.
I am lucky my wife is a house mouse, I am so unorganized that nothing would get done without her.
by otothebean December 16, 2015
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A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018
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Male or female who guards someone's house and belongings. Usually they perform sexually acts as trade for payment. On call 24/7.
Hey, Johnny your house is pretty dirty. Lets find a house mouse to get this shit cleaned up.
by Dusty 1 October 19, 2019
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Usualy used in motorcycling circles, to describe a female of questionable virtue, who tends to drift from house to house; bed to bed; person to person. Often repeating themselves throughout the course of a year.

Or

A motorcycle groupy.
"So... your seeing so and so... eh"

"Yeah... I realy like her man."

"Well don't get to attached... she's a bit of a House Mouse... and Kevin just got a new Duc
by schimschone March 12, 2005
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A salesperson who get's a lot of house deals from the sales manager. Also known as cheese deals.
The new sales guy has a lot of cars out. It's because he is a house mouse.
by Uncle Redneck May 26, 2018
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