Music that requires no talent and can easily be made by anyone with the right software as long as it's in 4/4 time and makes drunk people want to dance. Big in Europe because apparently after being home to many talented musicians the entire continent decided to give up.

House music is often lacking in the intricacies which make up other genres. Lyrics are often retarded and written on a first grade level with no more than two syllables so drunk girls can slur along.

The minimalistic nature supposedly makes it cool...it's really just easier for people to dance to....which is fine, just don't call it music.

Chicago is home to many great musicians...this is their fat bastard, unloved child.

house music is a type of EDM that is different to dubstep because it usually involves more singing than just a few words

Crap music that whores listen to when they want to pick up a horny wog guy.

A type of music that usually contains rythms and sounds associated with electronica as well as lyrics, although these lyrics are often repeated throughout the entire song so as to blend in with the background music. Given the name house music because people would listen to it while working/hanging out around the house. not intended to be listened to closely like Rock or Emo music.