House Anglos are these wretched Lib-Dem supporting middle class types jerking each other off over how right they are on brexit, masks and how everything isn’t their fault.

They use words like gammon and cockwomble and in general they're the most domesticated people you'll ever find. These are the same people who’s idea of “British culture” is just being a timid pussy who can’t deal with any amount of social conversation and drinking tea.

The very worst of sheltered Guardian readers who exist in this world of Waterstones pop-history and whatever pseudo-rebel moment is popular like Extinction Rebellion

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods