Urban Dictionary: Hotizontal

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Making love. Getting sweaty in a horizontal position. Doing the horizontal mambo.

"What say we get hotizonal on that sofa?"
"I can hardly wait to get hotizontal with him."
"I wonder how good he is hotizontal?"

by Alaska Girl August 08, 2009

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Jul 25 Word of the Day

cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

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