This law states that when a couple stays in a hotel room they must have sex. No exceptions. Sex is optional outside of the confines of hotel rooms only.
I wasn’t in the mood to have sex, but we were out of town, so the hotel room sex law was in effect.
by Popesum October 18, 2020
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Leaving cum in the bed sheets or the walls or the carpet in a hotel room, especially when occupying it for one night only.
"Where are you staying?"

"In a hotel."

"Bro, you know you have one job there."
"Yes bro, I will destroy the hotel room."
by Carduelis November 15, 2021
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