When the poop comes out like a hot snake

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

The fecal matter typical of the morning after a heavy night of drinking. Resembles long thin coils of a snake and usually "hot" when coming out (think spicy food.)

noun; the resulting soft serve butthole burning poo after eating spicy chili verde mac-n-cheese.

Human excrement. "Hot" comes from the usual 98.6 degree Fahrenheit temperature of the fecal matter. "Snakes" refers to the snake-like appearances of the bowel contents due to the shape it assumes in the intestines.

Fecal matter that has been kept in the bowels long enough to form a long, thick turd that stays in one piece.

This is an alternative term for a poop. Hotsnakes are usually avoided when walking in grass. They get their name because turds are usually warm (98 to 100 degress Fahrenheit upon exit) and will steam up on a cold day.