A spinoff of hot potato, when two guys stand with their assholes “connected”, one person shits into the other’s ass, the other guy shits into his ass. They proceed to shit back and forth, whoever has it when the music stops has to give the other a HJ. This is also an Olympic sport

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.