When you take a messy shit in a 32 oz Big Gulp container half full of Dr Pepper, and leave it out in the mall parking lot on a hot humid day, then strategically place it under the back wheel of a parked car later that afternoon so that the person backing up sprays the car parked next to it with boiling hot liquid Dr. Pepper shit.

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media