A “Hot Girl Excuse“ is an excuse given by a woman who is emotionally incapable of informing a man that she is no longer interested in him.
The excuse follows a message from a man proposing a date. The reply to this message from the woman is usually well beyond the time she would have normally replied during prior communications.
The “hot girl excuse” will exclusively start with the word “Hey“and contain a superficial apology for not having replied earlier. It will involve a medical problem with herself or someone she knows or a mental health issue she’s experiencing.
The man may express sympathy/support and simply leave it at that, realizing the girl likely is not in the proper frame of mind to pursue a relationship. She will then reply with “thank you for understanding“.
If the man performs a “check-in” at a later date to “see how things are going”, the woman will reply with an emojis-less message lacking punctuation (with the possible exception of periods) to inform you that “things are still bad“.
Any additional follow ups from the man after the initial check-in will result in ghosting or a blocked number.
Hot Girl Excuse Example:
“Hey Mike, I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text on Tuesday. My Grandma fell and had to go to the emergency room. They found a blood clot in her leg and movement can cause the clot to break, causing a pulmonary embolism. I definitely feel really emotional. I’m sorry, I can’t really meet up right now, I hope you understand.”
The excuse follows a message from a man proposing a date. The reply to this message from the woman is usually well beyond the time she would have normally replied during prior communications.
The “hot girl excuse” will exclusively start with the word “Hey“and contain a superficial apology for not having replied earlier. It will involve a medical problem with herself or someone she knows or a mental health issue she’s experiencing.
The man may express sympathy/support and simply leave it at that, realizing the girl likely is not in the proper frame of mind to pursue a relationship. She will then reply with “thank you for understanding“.
If the man performs a “check-in” at a later date to “see how things are going”, the woman will reply with an emojis-less message lacking punctuation (with the possible exception of periods) to inform you that “things are still bad“.
Any additional follow ups from the man after the initial check-in will result in ghosting or a blocked number.
Hot Girl Excuse Example:
“Hey Mike, I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text on Tuesday. My Grandma fell and had to go to the emergency room. They found a blood clot in her leg and movement can cause the clot to break, causing a pulmonary embolism. I definitely feel really emotional. I’m sorry, I can’t really meet up right now, I hope you understand.”
“So I asked Allison out for a third date but she told me one of her friends died and she wasn’t feeling like meeting up. I texted her a month later to see how she was doing, but she ghosted me… It looks like the dead friend was a hot girl excuse.”
by Weird187Mike August 2, 2021
Secure undisclosed location where nubile young women are sequestered during the months when cold temperatures preclude their wearing clothing commensurate with their awesome bodies. Implication is that said bodies require intense working out to maintain.
by lineeb May 16, 2007
Made popular on TikTok with the cherry on top being a great Spotify playlist, it's a 4 mile walk to achieve your fitness and mental health goals by thinking about only three things: things you are grateful for, your goals and how you are going to achieve them, and how hot you are.
by idonotknowwhyiamdoingthis March 6, 2021
Me and all my girlfriends have a hot girl summer this year cheating on every nigga possible periodt.
by Eazy8k May 23, 2022
The season of bad bitches
We could not have a hot girl summer because of covid19
by Hot girl shit August 19, 2020
a term used to define girls being unapologetically themselves, having fun, loving yourself, and doing YOU.. and has NOTHING to do with being a fuck ass hoe and keeping dumbass points which y’all niggas came up wit.
by luhbabyyjaja July 28, 2019
after a hot girl turns 18 in the US, if she is not from LA, NYC, or miami then she will usually travel to all 3 of these cities and live in each one until about the age of 30. during this time she will put herself on display and usually try to land a rich husband that will allow her to never work a day in her life, but the vast majority fail at doing so and wind up living back at their parents house or working an awful job in marketing with a creepy boss.
some variations of the hot girl tour include london or paris, especially if they bagged a student visa. if london was a part of the hot girl tour, they usually return to the US with a fake accent.
some variations of the hot girl tour include london or paris, especially if they bagged a student visa. if london was a part of the hot girl tour, they usually return to the US with a fake accent.
by steg0saur February 8, 2023