1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.
2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 4, 2018
When one fills their own hand with hot, smelly, chunky diarrhea, and slaps someone else in the face with it.
by Dog cock January 1, 2023
When a man or a woman defecates on a double scooping of Rocky Road Ice-cream and a fudge nut brownie topped with purée beershit. Microwave for 90 seconds. Serve with love!
Sally was on her rag and demanded her husband Lloyd bring her a fresh Hot Chocolate Surprise. Upon consumption, Sally's cramps subsided. Lloyd ran for towels.
by RatBass May 11, 2010
by TheLoafLoaf March 31, 2017
Sex act where after eating a bunch of peppers you take a dump on someone and it's so spicy it burns their chest.
by justin timberfake February 5, 2015
by Caitlan. January 26, 2009
The act of defecating in one's mouth, and then swirling the fecal matter until somebody throws up. You then use the throw up as a lubricant to perform anal sex. (It is considered customary for both parties to have Chili at least 10 hour prior, and to have oral sex afterwards)
by LOLUDFTW December 17, 2009