When you're getting freaky in a hot tub and your cum poaches perfectly in the hot water. After, your partner eats the delicacy that's been created.
"Booked a hotel room last night, you know I've been craving a good hot tub benedict."

"My boyfriend made me the best hot tub benedict! Nice and softly poached."
by MilkInMyCocoPuffs May 12, 2020
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When a Mexican chick takes a mouthful of tequila, preferably Jose Cuervo, and you place your scrotum in her mouth while she gargles, resulting in a hot tub effect for your testes. A variant to the classic fuzzy warbler.
Guy 1: "Did you slay that fine Mexican mami last night?"

Guy 2: "Fuck no man, you know how easily Mexicans get knocked up, but she did give me the best Jose Hot Tub north of the border."

Guy 1: "Did you give her the ol' Jackson Pollock?"

Guy 2: "Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?"
by Big Rabes September 05, 2010
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The product of the belief in a certain urban legend: that having sex in a hot tub makes it impossible for you to become pregnant.

If an individual is unintelligent enough to believe this, they deserve to be unexpectedly pregnant. However, this just means that the population of stupidity will grow, due to stupid people having tons of babies.

It is supposed that a child stemming from this type of conception will be born to ridiculous parents and grow up to be completely lame itself.
1. "What a stupid thing to say! You are such a hot tub baby!"

2. "omg, typos galore, I feel like such a hot tub baby."
by boy_wonder April 07, 2008
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A sexual maneuver where a man is boning a woman doggy style, pulls out, and then cums in her butthole, then the girl relaxes creating an air pocket, causing the cum to bubble in her butthole, which resembles a hot tub.
Man this bitch never saw it coming, she thought I was gonna superman that ho, but instead I gave her the old sneaky hot tub!
by Barnyard Blizzle December 03, 2008
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When a person or group of people line the bed of a pickup truck with a tarp, fill it with water, and relax in it. They also may suck each others dick's.
It's so hot today, I might have to grab a tarp and turn my Chevy into an Alabama Hot Tub and suck a dudes dick.
by Zoe Calzatti April 02, 2014
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When you bust a nut and you get a little warm pool of cum in your belly button
I was on the hub last night and when I finished I had to soak up my foggy hot tub
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Either a male or female who looks great from approximately the ribcage-up, since when sitting in a hot tub this is usually the only thing above the water.
Dude that guy's pecs are huge, but he's got a big beer-gut, definitely in hot-tub shape
by yomanjo March 20, 2009
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