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guy 1: omg did you hear that alissa cheated on mike?
guy 2: omg with who?
guy 1: she cheated on him with drew.
guy 2: OMG THE HOT TEA! ITS STEAMING!
guy 2: omg with who?
guy 1: she cheated on him with drew.
guy 2: OMG THE HOT TEA! ITS STEAMING!
by tea meaning July 25, 2018
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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When annoying girls "spill" drama
They usually say "imma spill some tea" as reetering to "I'm going to tell you some drama"
They usually say "imma spill some tea" as reetering to "I'm going to tell you some drama"
Girl 1: hey gurl let me spill some hot tea
Girl 2: Yas gurrll
Girl 1: The tea is especially hot today!
Girl 2: Yas gurrll
Girl 1: The tea is especially hot today!
by ramen_n July 16, 2018
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The extremely rare, discomfiting, and alarming phenomenon where one's scrotum makes contact with the water in a sit toilet. Attributed to the confluence of hot weather, which makes the sack hang especially low, and a plugged toilet, which makes the water level especially high. This hot/cold disparity amplifies the shock of the completely unexpected immersion.
Albert nearly had a coronary from the hot tea episode in the men's room stall at the Sizzler. The shocking, icy grip of the rising water on his dangling nuts made him catapult off of the toilet seat.
by Herr Stehpinkler August 06, 2010
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1. a euphemism for hottie, used in the show "Arrested Development" by Lucille Bluth
2. a technique used in fellatio, sipping tea at regular intervals to warm the mouth
2. a technique used in fellatio, sipping tea at regular intervals to warm the mouth
She performed a hot tea on a hot tea.
by Crassius July 28, 2013