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To excrete fecal matter into a sock and then to hit a person in the face with the sock filled with feces.
I pooped in my sock while in the Jeep, and jumped out and gave a Hot Karl to the homeless man.
by P. Lucho August 09, 2004
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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Proceding to the act of hot-karling involves one of the following:

1. Any part of sex in which faeces from one partner is found on the other, regardless of the technique. NOTE: the action of defecating on one's self may not be regarded as a "hot karl" but rather as "soiling yourself".

2. A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.
1. While you were sleeping, I snuck into your sister's room and hot-karled her.

2. Brandon is such a moron, let's hot-karl him after school today.
by Davyd R. Bard November 05, 2003
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When you shit into a tube sock, then hit someone in the face with it and scream "Hot Karl!"
Yo, your roommate is a dick. Let's hit him up with a Hot Karl tonight.
by Caesar October 11, 2003
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is when you poop in a sock and hit someone in the face with it.
poop in a sock and hit someone with it.
by Justin Hoffman June 02, 2004
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1)The act of leaving feaces on your partners stomach, chest, mouth area while engaging in sexual activity.

2)The act of pooping in a tube sock and smacking them in the face.
1)While bangin your mom last night i hot karled her face because she wouldn't shut up

2)When this douche bag passes out lets hot karl him in the face
by Dick Ertz March 16, 2009
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"Hot Karl" is a slang term for sex which involves feces. Such variations of a "Hot Karl" are having a bowel movement in your partner's mouth, the female partner giving the male partner fellatio after he has had anal sex with her, or when a parter has a bowel movement on the other partners stomach (usually, the partner getting boweled on has Saran Wrap on his/her stomach).
My wife and I experimented with the Hot Karl, wow do I love the taste of my woman's shit.
by Lil J. June 22, 2003
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