The art of putting mint chapstick on one’s crusting pussy lips to help the dryness, but ends up causing a intensifying burning sensation with the addition of UTI’s

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

hot kami is a form of saying shat all over the bathroom floor. It’s so gross and will smell for days

A hot kami is a messy shit. As if you shat on the ground. It’s gross but taste like grape soda, Fizzy and wet.