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An obese but attractive girl. Usually hangs out with multiple smaller attractive friends.
Wow, check out that Hot Jupiter at the taco bar.
by EvilRobot October 20, 2008
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A sex act in which one partner dresses up like a bull, warms a rubber dildo in the microwave and uses it to penetrate the other partner.
Judy really likes Greek and Roman mythology but I never thought she would ask me to give her a hot Jupiter.
by Magnum&Black Thunder November 29, 2007
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A sex act in which one partner dresses up like a bull, warms a rubber dildo in the microwave and uses it to penetrate the other partner.
Alice really likes Greek and Roman mythology but I never thought she would ask me to give her a hot Jupiter.
by Magnum&Black Thunder November 29, 2007
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A " Hot Jupiter" is a ghost chili power douche during menstruation, that enables the woman to have much more excessive noctious gas, allowing

women to regulate their bowl movement and ultimately reducing bloating, and moodiness ... Additionally, allowing women to feel cleansed, more sexual, and more excitable during the primary days of a period when normally women lose their patients more frequently , and find less and less interest in anything males have to contribute to existence and the quality of a females life.
If this @$$ hat does not remove himself from my life, he's going to have to give me a Hot Jupiter. Otherwise, I am going to kick his ass into the next damn solar system.
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(The Gas Giant) To complete any sexual act by farting in your partner's mouth, either to bring about orgasm or to be timed with the partner's orgasmic climax.
Kaylee give Nick a Hot Jupiter for his 42nd birthday.
by MagneticRed March 17, 2019
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