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A hot donut occurs when you engage in anal sex with a person who has herpes.
Guy 1: Yo man, I need help! I banged this chick in the ass last weekend, and now I have a dick zit! It burns when I pee! What do I do?!

Guy 2: Uh oh. I'm sorry, man, but it sounds like you've ordered up a hot donut. You'd better call for a Valtrex prescription from Dr. Poindexter.

Guy 1: OH NO, DUDE!!!
by BigDeff June 22, 2012
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Something or someone that is cool or desirable. Similar to the phrase "that's cool isn't it?"
Damn, check out that porsche.. it's hot donut!
by Frank a tank September 28, 2011
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Stamping somone's forehead with your butthole; prefereably after taking a dump.
Jesus gave Wynonna a whopping Hot Donut after he took a shit last night
by chundley May 29, 2009
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Yo nigz, my girl kept whining about no dinner in the bowl so I slapped her a hot donut.
by Hotty D January 22, 2004
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