A scalding sack of penises

When a man has either been riding in a car some or let's face it, he's gone all day working outside and it's beyond musky down there; it's gross!

A man way too excited over a female prowess.

A game played by at least two people where you stick your dick in a toaster, turn it on and time how long each person can bear it.

Mickey Mouses Dick

Something Ice-T tells haters to do.