The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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Rugby Commentator 1: thats a high pass out to wood
Rugby Commentator 2: Looks like a Hospital Pass John
Rugby Commentator 1: Jesus christ his broke wood's jaw
Woods: Ahhhhh
Rugby Commentator 2: Looks like a Hospital Pass John
Rugby Commentator 1: Jesus christ his broke wood's jaw
Woods: Ahhhhh
by tron t March 17, 2006
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A sub-optimal or imprecise pass, usually in football, which leaves the intended receiver at high risk of injury due to the fact that in order to successfully receive, he must extend himself, while at the same time, the opposing player has a chance of intercepting the pass if he lunges in. Thus the lunging tackle coupled with the fact that the intended receiver is not in the best position to avoid or ride the tackle makes the possibility of injury quite high.
Commentator #1: Oh, he's sold Ramsey a bit short there. That's a bit of a hospital pass I'm afraid
Commentator #2: ...and in comes Shawcross....
Both Commentators: Ooooooohhhh!
Commentator #1: We're going to need a stretcher
Commentator #2: I think I'm going to be sick...
Commentator #2: ...and in comes Shawcross....
Both Commentators: Ooooooohhhh!
Commentator #1: We're going to need a stretcher
Commentator #2: I think I'm going to be sick...
by Napiertt October 27, 2011
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Literally (in schools, the military, etc): A pass that exempts the bearer from normal duty so they can go to hospital.
Figuratively (1): A Catch-22 situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek.
Figuratively (2): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.
Figuratively (1): A Catch-22 situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek.
Figuratively (2): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.
Drill Instructor: Private, why are you out of the barracks?!
Private: Sir, I have a hospital pass... oohhh...
Drill Instructor: I see, that would explain all the blood spraying from your neck. NOW, STOP MOANING YOU PANSY! AND SAY SIR WHEN YOU DO!
Bill: I hear you just got assigned the Smith tax account.
Joe: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. The IRS are investigating the company and I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.
Bill: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.
Doctor: So, how did you break your nose?
Private: I was playing football and the ball was passed to me.
Doctor: That doesn't sound dangerous.
Guy: Yeah, but the ball smacked directly into my face at 200 miles per hour.
Doctor: Sounds like a hospital pass. Ha ha ha ha!
Guy: Can I have another doctor?
Private: Sir, I have a hospital pass... oohhh...
Drill Instructor: I see, that would explain all the blood spraying from your neck. NOW, STOP MOANING YOU PANSY! AND SAY SIR WHEN YOU DO!
Bill: I hear you just got assigned the Smith tax account.
Joe: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. The IRS are investigating the company and I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.
Bill: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.
Doctor: So, how did you break your nose?
Private: I was playing football and the ball was passed to me.
Doctor: That doesn't sound dangerous.
Guy: Yeah, but the ball smacked directly into my face at 200 miles per hour.
Doctor: Sounds like a hospital pass. Ha ha ha ha!
Guy: Can I have another doctor?
by Guy with face November 20, 2007
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The act of passing a cannabis cigarette to an individual who is so drunk that the inhalation of cannabis will cause them to feel ill or 'whitey'.
by Lexuality September 20, 2008
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