v. When all you can do all day long is lay on the couch, unshowered, in the same underwear you dribbled on the night before, in sweatpants, and eat and watch television all day long. You do not have the energy to get up to anything that doesn't involve making or eating food; even a shower is just too taxing. A pull out couch or futon is usually involved, as well as lots of pillows and blankets. Closely related to "Big Fat Fuck-a-Thon".
"I'm so hungover! All I am doing today is playing hospice! Let's order pizza, but you've got to go to the door, I'm dying."
by Hospice Player May 6, 2009
by Lance.Pimpstrong August 16, 2015
An adult child who is expected to care for their deadbeat parent(s) at the end of their life/lives when said deadbeat parent(s) didn't take care of their now adult child(ren) when they were young and needed a parent(s).
Adult child: "I can't believe that I'm forty and my deadbeat dad is finally in my life, but only because he expects me to be his hospice care kid and financially care for him in his old age. Where was he when me and my siblings were young and needed a father?"
by chickadee1107 February 13, 2023
Dad, Grandma just buttered her cigarette butt and ate it. It’s about time we hospice youmama.
I stopped by your house last night and you weren’t there, I was drunk, so I hospice youmama .
I stopped by your house last night and you weren’t there, I was drunk, so I hospice youmama .
by Ophelia 76 May 16, 2021
Dad, Grandma just buttered her cigarette butt and ate it. It’s about time we hospice youmama.
I stopped by your house last night and you weren’t there, I was drunk, so I hospice youmama .
I stopped by your house last night and you weren’t there, I was drunk, so I hospice youmama .
by Ophelia 76 May 16, 2021
Usually used as a reference to a bad housing decision, resulting from a lack of intellectual reasoning
Michael made a horrible decision, he sold his beautiful apartment for a run down area at St Romeo Hospice and Palliative Care Centre
by Durant69 September 2, 2019